#4 Zoolander

Dear Rache,

I’m not going to waste your time with flowery prose. I’m going to let this baby sell itself.

15 reasons why you MUST watch Zoolander:

1. Zoolander’s tiny cellphone

2. Zoolander is not a mermaid. He’s “a merman! A merman!!!”

3. Owen Wilson. Really, any movie with him in it is worth watching.

4. Will Ferell’s Mugatu. It’s one of his most hilarious and inventive roles to date.

5. Orange mocha frappuccino!

6. Zoolander’s signature smoldering look

7. Zoolander’s School for Kids Who Can’t Read and Would Like to Do Other Things Good Too

8. Ben Stiller-Christine Taylor Loveteam– I’m a fan.

9. The music is so corny it’s funny.

10. Hansel-Zoolander walk-off

11. Hansel-Zoolander bromance

12. David Duchovny!

13. The gas station freak fight

14. Hansel’s hippie place is awesome. It has a skateboard plank, wall-climbing facility, and a woodburning oven.

15. Zoolander can’t turn left. He just can’t!

Are you intrigued yet?

Rating: Watch at least once in your lifetime.

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About 500 Movies for Rache

Rache is one of our friends, who, though smart and wonderful in every way imaginable, is particularly deficient in terms of her film knowledge. Now no friend of ours can be allowed to go on believing that movies such as Batang X and Little Mermaid 2 represent the height of cinematic excellence. And so, it is with a mixture of compassion and messianic complex, that we've decided to watch and review 500 movies for Rache, until March 31, 2011. There are three of us behind this blog, and we have decided that there is only one way to go about the movie-picking and reviewing process: indiscriminately. We will sit through the campy and the compelling, the indie films and the blockbusters, the critics' darlings and the straight-to-video. This is how much we love you Rachel. This is also - let's face it - how much we love ourselves. By March of 2011, we hope to have a good cross-section of cinematic genres, traditions, cultures and periods. (But in all likelihood, it will be mostly Hollywood fare). So Rache, our dear, pretty, wonderful, cinematically-clueless friend, and the many others just like her, THIS BLOG IS FOR YOU.
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