I’m not going to waste your time with flowery prose. I’m going to let this baby sell itself.
15 reasons why you MUST watch Zoolander:
1. Zoolander’s tiny cellphone
2. Zoolander is not a mermaid. He’s “a merman! A merman!!!”
3. Owen Wilson. Really, any movie with him in it is worth watching.
4. Will Ferell’s Mugatu. It’s one of his most hilarious and inventive roles to date.
5. Orange mocha frappuccino!
6. Zoolander’s signature smoldering look
7. Zoolander’s School for Kids Who Can’t Read and Would Like to Do Other Things Good Too
8. Ben Stiller-Christine Taylor Loveteam– I’m a fan.
9. The music is so corny it’s funny.
10. Hansel-Zoolander walk-off
11. Hansel-Zoolander bromance
12. David Duchovny!
13. The gas station freak fight
14. Hansel’s hippie place is awesome. It has a skateboard plank, wall-climbing facility, and a woodburning oven.
15. Zoolander can’t turn left. He just can’t!
Are you intrigued yet?
Rating: Watch at least once in your lifetime.